The Expendables 2 Poster is LOL-splosive, and 5 Other Tales You Will Be Speaking About Today

Happy Monday! Also in today’s edition from the Broadsheet: The most recent around the reopened Natalie Wood analysis… Martin Scorsese might have his next project arranged… Joel Coen digs China… and much more. · Good grief, the vacation movie news lull has commenced, with this particular new poster for that Expendables 2 virtually possessing the shared motion picture awareness of moviegoers everywhere. Which would be to say, Jesus, WHAT? Consistent with grand Expendables 2 tradition, it's possible to only imagine the number of entrepreneurs and/or bats died along the way of creating that one-sheet. So make sure to temper your LOLZ having a solemn moment of silence. (Click for bigger.) [JoBlo] · Talking about posters, why can’t Youthful Adult get their own right? Even this Japanese the first is just… uggghhh. Send for help. [First Showing] · The reopened analysis into Natalie Wood’s dying 3 decades ago continues, with Christopher Walken employing an attorney, Robert Wagner removed like a suspect along with a lady who had been on the boat 50 ft from Wood’s declaring to possess heard cries for help and received an email reading through, “If you value your existence, keep quiet by what you realize.” So! Appears like someone stopped pricing her existence. Sad face. [THR] · Martin Scorsese is placed to direct The Snowman, an adaptation of Norwegian author Jo Nesbo’s crime thriller a good “anti-authoritarian, anti-sobriety cop, who looks into particularly nasty killings.” Where this fits using the fistful of other planned projects the 69-year-old filmmaker has in the basket — together with a Frank Sinatra biopic and also the Daniel Day-Lewis/Benicio Del Toro drama Silence. [THR] · In the aforementioned U.S.-China Forum around the Arts and Culture, Joel Coen gave his thumbs as much as the country’s film industry, saying: “Americans don’t possess a real obvious picture of the items Chinese society is much like at this time. There’s lots of distortion, there’s lots of political news. But there isn’t lots of news or lots of exposure how regular Chinese people live, or how Chinese artists work.” Hmm, I question why. [Variety] · Shelagh Delaney, the playwright most widely known on her hit An Idea of Honey but many acknowledged as the coverage star from the Smiths’ singles compilation Even louder Than Tanks, has died of cancer at 72. [The Protector] Follow S.T. VanAirsdale on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.