Hey, The Rock, Here's the Script For That New Clint Eastwood Movie

Somewhat over on friday, The Rock Tweeted about how precisely he'd be honored to use around the movie along with his heroes, Clint Eastwood and Steve McQueen. At Moviefone HQ, we wish to start to see the Rock star in the movie with Clint Eastwood. So! We needed it upon ourselves to visualize just what a snippet from the Eastwood-Rock buddy action comedy -- titled 'Rocked and Loaded' -- would appear like whether or not this were put together by 'Shame' director and co-author Steve McQueen (yes, I realize this isn't the McQueen the Rock is talking about, but it is a Steve McQueen) by using Damon Lindelof. In 'Rocked and Loaded,' Eastwood plays Danny Rock, a skilled detective agency who, along with fellow P.I., Frank Load, carried out with the Rock, are presented for just about any crime they didn't commit. So, Rock, any idea what? (Also, you're welcome, nobody.) 'Rocked & Loaded' Script by Steve McQueen And Damon Lindelof Inspired with the book "Superfudge" by Judy Blume FADE IN: INT. FRANK LOAD'S APARTMENT -- Evening DANNY ROCK can be a grizzled detective agency. He's seen everything. Throughout the time of his four decades at the office, he's solved probably the most ghoulish of cases. His eyes look tired. But even tired eyes can't hide worries -- worries of irrelevancy and also the concern with sexual addiction. FRANK LOAD can be a hulk from the guy, appropriate for your brute pressure work from the bouncer in comparison to some detective agency. Elevated by baby baby wolves, LOAD features a inclination to permit his fists perform speaking. That's meant literally: LOAD frequently relies on a sock-puppet named DARREN to speak for him. Both men're just presented for just about any crime they did not commit. The crime that all of them, individually, were considering. DANNY Listen, punk, In my opinion we have to go to the police. In my opinion once we easily explain what went lower, we could apparent this complete ruin, punk. FRANK But we don't understand what went lower, old-timer. No matter what we should make an effort to inform police force, nothing's prone to change the fact there's a defunct llama throughout my apartment. DANNY It is not a llama, punk. It is really an alpaca. FRANK No, I know it's a llama. DANNY Look, llamas have been in least two occasions how large an alpaca. I'm 81-years-old, I realize the primary distinction between an alpaca together with a llama. FRANK Oh, yeah? Well, my fist states it's a llama. Boots to asses! FRANK (speaking through DARREN) It's a llama. I'm positive it's a llama. DANNY Well, anything, it's the ambassador's. As well as the ambassador thinks we destroyed it which he's justification, considering it's within your apartment. And take that stupid sock puppet off. You gaze as being a damn fool. FRANK removes DARREN from his hands. FRANK We'll never deal with this unless of course obviously we interact. Are you currently presently with me at night, Danny? DANNY contemplates FRANK's offer FRANK Only together will we identify the reality. FRANK stretches his hands. DANNY There is a deal. For the moment, punk. FRANK Go TEAM Go! HASHTAG! FRANK and DANNY approach FRANK's window. FRANK opens his window, your two unlikely partners disappear to the night's sky. (P.S., They could fly.) CUT TO: EXT. FRANK'S APARTMENT -- Evening It's states FRANK's apartment can be found on Saturn's moon, Titan, that's now used just like a spot to mate and mix the genetic code of alpacas, llamas and humans. CUT TO: DANNY and FRANK flying using the low-gravity Titan evening sky. The digital camera pans to FRANK's right hands, the hands that's usually incorporated in DARREN. It's the hoof from the Alpaca. CUT TO: R O C K E D A N D L O A D E D You'll be able to contact Mike Ryan on Twitter Follow Moviefone on Twitter Like Moviefone on Facebook